I hereby apologize for my terrible
From here on out, I
Further more, any and all personal details of my
In closing, I'd like to quote
Manager: I want to apologize, humbly, deeply, and sincerely about the fork.
Man : Oh please, it's only a tiny bit... I couldn't see it.
Manager: Ah you're good kind fine people, for saying that, but I can see it.., to me it's like a mountain, a vast bowl of pus.
Man: It's not as bad as that.
Manager: It gets me here. I can't give you any excuses for it - there are no excuses. I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well...
AND NOW THE PUNCH-LINE
Man: Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife.